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Thanksgiving Jokes 2017: Happy thanksgiving is a day which is going to celebrate with your family and best friends. The joke makes you sadness away on this thanksgiving day. Just if you want to make a happy on this day here the some best tips and ideas was shared our team with a great collection. Happy thanksgiving jokes with a lots of short and long text sms joke you can send it through mobile. Now a days social sites playing a major roles to share this thanksgiving jokes in Facebook and pinterest. put those best and top jokes on whatsapp status.

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Thanksgiving jokes

Thanksgiving jokes

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Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.

Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
A: Puritan.

Q: What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
A: Thanks-taking.

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.

Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults

Unless you live alone, do you ever REALLY know where that turkey baster’s been?
– Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
– Craig Ferguson

Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape … to play Santa Claus.
– Melanie White

Americans observe Thanksgiving very much as the pilgrims did in 1621, by pepper-spraying each other at malls.
– Dave Barry

Gearing up for shopping tomorrow. Just knocked my grandma to the ground.
– Bridger Winegar

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

1)A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No. They’re dead.”

2)Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

3)Sheila: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Tom: What are you serving instead?
Sheila: Squash.

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Updated: November 15, 2017 — 11:23 am

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